Facebook.com Closing down on 15th March 2012


PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March of 2012. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th of next year, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.  That gives users (and Facebook addicts) a year to adjust to life without Facebook.

“After March 15th, 2012 the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back after Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.

“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”

However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.

“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.

Those in the financial industry are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.

But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He said he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe.

“I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”

The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th, 2012. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.

 

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  • Anonymous

    is this because of Google + ? :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ethan-Hsu/1133831913 Ethan Hsu

    ??…

  • Hadi Gnet

    have a lot of money has become too stressful

  • Dreamchasers626

    haha someone’s trolling

  • marleylovesu

    regardless of facebook closing down or not, those people can STILL have a life. don’t blame it on facebok, blame it on yourself. LOL

  • Xerox Man1

    right, and I am Jesus Christ

  • Druantya1015

    wow has the reporter ever heard of Snopes?

  • Fullofshit

    I can’t believe that this site just copies and spreads out-of-date internet hoaxes like this. This is definitely fake. Read more about it here (http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2011/01/10/no-facebook-isnt-shutting-down-it-was-a-tabloid-hoax/).

  • Jonathan

    People who actually post this on their facebook wall to ‘warn’ their friends are idiots.

  • Feliphile

    ?The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th, 2012. ?
    ?????
    ?After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.?
    ???????

  • Chung

    ?????? +1

  • http://twitter.com/zeuscho Zeus Cho

    Guest Author………..=.=

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001868360286 ?? ???

    well trolling or not, for some of us FB is the only way to keep in contact with people from the other side of the world, who we have met in real life or just met them online, it is not about us being unsocial in real life it is about who we are looking for to be friends with. And the reason of the “shut down” is pure BS those who spend 10 hour in FB they will find another social network to spend 10 hours in. It is not the Social Media you need to blame for kids spending too much time on the internet, it’s your parenting, and a person’s own decisions. Now if this is true, the creator can always retire and leave the FB to someone else, there is no need to play good Samaritan and “save” the kids, pfff

    • Guest

      Find a new way………..it exists…………

      • Ion Kruger

        skype ????? msn ?????? yahoo???? hav u not heard of this ?

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PO7OZK3PZZ6CVBN5LGXD37N2KI Eric

          I agree with you they do exist but what was cool about facebook was not only chatting wiith people but lot of the games are cool too.I would never close down a website that could possibly earn me millions and in his case billions.Just think its kind of crazy for him to do so

          • http://twitter.com/cortexm3 Cortex m3

            What you will do with billions when you whole life is ruined ?

          • Fwulf

            You start a new life of course, Duh

  • LC

    hello there, cant the editor tell that news was a hoax?
    this facebook closure news has been viral since 2010… announcing it calling its quits on 15-march 2011 and later 15-march 2012… aww… do you need that page viewerships that desperately?

  • MD

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god how can people believe this shit?

  • MD

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god how can people believe this shit?

  • Mia Jax

    I really hope it´s true,so we get rid of the talking about it. Everything has a beginning and an END !

  • SPaulo

    Finally a good news.

  • Mark Zuckerberg

    It’s true .. why don’t you guys believe me?!?!

    • blank face

      are you really Mark Zuckerberg?

      • Mr Hankey

        Ofcourse he isn’t! You can randomly choose a name.

        • Peter Fabian

          Oh, thank you, Captain Obvious…

          apparently, someone at FT left their calendar at 4/1

        • blank face

          i know he’s not … shhh~~~ btw i’m modonna …

      • freedom

        he is Mark as i am :D

    • Ashole

      rofl! wat a fake mark zuckerberg post comment at here… mark nvr reply comment for those unknown and nonsense ppl.. u so cute but stupid!

    • Merlin the Warlock

      Mark woudn’t bother to answer here… and it is irrelevant if the FB is going to be closed down or not – if Mark decided so, it’ll just be done, and no one will be able to stop it, however it is unlikely…

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PO7OZK3PZZ6CVBN5LGXD37N2KI Eric

      yeah right if this is Zuckerberg then im the tooth fairy

    • Farmgardengirl

      it’s a lie. It is the easiest way to stay in touch with my family and friends that live far away. this is ridiculous and no one believes it.

  • Ready4vidu

    i dont believe all that. even if he would have his old life back. Many company would be interested in buy FaceBook. Sure Google would be the first one, they had a huge comunity with Orkut before FB….

  • nomade

    Come on ! let’s go all together at Google+ !! google will now have the best stats of the world for their ads with our social informations !

    let’s build a great world together with google !

  • Horwi

    “What am I going to do without Facebook?”
    Stupid People :D Retarded!

  • Lolyouwankers

    bullshit

  • Lolyouwankers

    bullshit

  • Georgi Stamboldjiev

    not real :)

  • ey

    employ some guys to run it, then you head for golf and fishing… u get back yr life, yet create employment, sounds good?

  • Kidd

    DONT!!!1

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Grzegorz-Siuda/1041581351 Grzegorz Siuda

    FB as the only way to contact ppl from the other side of the globe? Come on, we still have e-mails. phones and nromal mail. ICQ and other comunicators. Don`t make a big scene cus fb is going down. If some1 will want to contact some1, he will.

    • Jack Of AllTrades

      Skype is free and can talk to anyone from computer to computer all over the world. We don’t need facebook to talk to people all over the world. You can even use skype on your cellphone.

  • Jgfvt

    i want to buy over facebook.

  • Popoyrems

    saving facebook petition is useless even if u sign the petition if mark already decided to close facebook well nobody can do anything about it right?

  • Syniawsky

    Seriously, if it really is to stressful, sell it ?
    It’s not really getting shut down, that’s the same as saying the world will end in december 2012 ?

  • http://www.facebook.com/darklordtje Kevin Clauwaerdt

    what a bunch of fake gosip is this ??

  • leokarlos

    Hire someone to take over the reins, what’s wrong with that?

  • Xpto

    yep, creating fake news is fun

  • Alicebermann

    the same was going on last year about 15. 3. 2011:D

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=584010567 Pete Thompson

    bollox. if he wante dout hed just sell it – its fake.

  • stellaluna

    “Guest author”

  • mike lin

    I don’t think they will shut it down, they still can make profit from it, or sell it instead of the shut it down.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ricogjj Henrique ‘Rico’ Moura

    Hahahahaha this is a fucking awesome Troll Shot! This is the almost powerfull tool to engage a big and destructive marketing anti-Google+.

    Nice one, Mark!

  • http://www.blogtechnical.com Bradley Wint

    Lol you trolls, Facebook is not shutting down http://www.blogtechnical.com/1601/facebook-still-not-shutting-down.bt

  • Dano

    I hope it will be true

  • http://www.blogtechnical.com Bradley Wint
  • http://www.facebook.com/rhonda.punches Rhonda Punches

    If you go to a reputable website, you will find that this information is false.
    http://mashable.com/2011/01/09/facebook-shutdown/
    http://www.snopes.com/computer/facebook/closure.asp

  • saraL

    Great news:) :) And tomorrow i travel to the moon :)
    Sara from Poland:)

  • Sjkhjkh

    who is dumb enough believe this?

  • http://www.vectorash.ro Victor Stanescu

    for the ones that believe this: http://www.vectorash.ro/internet-idiot/

  • Loving_shawn

    I hope this is FAKE!!!

  • Joshua_trompk

    Don’t you see, that this is a buy off…..
    Who is is biggest on of the largest company related to commutations at the moment….
    Yes… Google… It dominates the internet , Hotmail,, live business engine, phone services with its operating system of the mobile world… and now… Google +…… To be the dominating FB style social engine in the world you must eliminate the one who started it and still drives it.. Yes this is a buy out…. Mark , enjoy the money your set for life……. Go live in a tropical paradise like Hawaii, Costa Rica, or Aruba……

    • Hoopy Frood

      1.) This is fake. Thus, Google is not buying FB. Besides, if they were going to bu them out, why would they bring out Google+ instead of just co-opting the existing FB code and userbase?
      2.) Microsoft owns Hotmail.
      3.) Google actually encourages competition, rather than trying to eliminate it.

      Again, though, this is all based on a false story. Facts: they are your firends.

      • ohyeah

        Eehehh! Of course not… and Facebook will have its IPO in a very near future. Of course it won’t close or sell it right after that! Doh!
        Meanwhile Google… well… Google will be a big investor in Zynga’s IPO… so every cent that Zynga wins through Facebook will add revenue for Google! :-P

  • http://alexandrabohan.com Alexandra Bohan

    Without Facebook, people will move to Google Plus :)) what’s so difficult to understand?:))

  • Deuxe

    nice news….. lets go out and hunt some trolls

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Hubert-Jadczak/100000325894622 Hubert Jadczak

    Hahahahahah… what?

    • insanelyapple

      No co? Portalik nabija sobie liczb? odwiedzin w do?? ciekawy sposób ;>

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=592794619 Ritche Awit

    Good one there. Best joke I’ve read so far. Th giveaway? The article was written by a guest author (no name).

  • Er-Jin Jang

    Meh. It’s false, but … I would like to see how the world would do in post-Facebook times if this was to be true…

  • Google

    iam so happy

  • wtf?

    are you kidding me??!!!

    • AJ

      I agree you. Who knows?

  • http://www.facebook.com/jamietreetalker Jamie Treespirit
  • Do The Right Thing

    PLEASE shut down Faebook, This is the best thing I have heard in a LONG time…..only a wise and spiritually in tune person would agree that this is the best thing to happen to the Net……….God Speed……………..

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LSZOPN7FLDXRAUXN3ZYGXEPVPI Julie

    getting ready to go underground, Mark?

  • Animylove

    he’s being forced to shut down by the evil force out there ,theres so much info being shared on fb and the new world order don’t like it

    • Lance Cranbourne

      I find that as hard to swallow as this Coquille St Jacques

    • Samy

      maybe Israel doesn’t like it lol and they order him to shutdpwn
      :S

      • sarah

        woow…saying that because of his last name??? You’re a moron.

        • Zé Gato

          what does his last name have to do with what israel is doing?

          • Anonymous

            maybe a sucker? bird?

    • Galaa1986

      Guys, So lets tell him to SELL the facebook. it is possible.

    • http://www.hybridspecies.org Denny Celestino S.

      NAH,the NWO LOVES being able to see you likes & dislikes,your address,pictures,where you work,political affiliations…This is the BEST THING for the governments to “know” who you are.Zuckerberg may go,but not this “identification tool” facebook.

    • Denny Celestino S.

      NAH,the NWO LOVES being able to see your likes & dislikes,your address,pictures,where you work,political affiliations…This is the BEST THING for the governments to “know” who you are.Zuckerberg may go,but not this “identification tool” facebook.

  • AJ

    This is something rubbish.

  • FeminineFlavour

    No chance will it ever close down, he was only raving the other week about exciting things happening, and ‘all will be revealed’… And it was a new chat thing… If he gets excited about that, there’s no way he’s gonna let go of his Facebook baby lol

  • Davjohn

    He’s not going to save Facebook, and he shouldn’t. It’s an out of control data mining site. Why does any app need access to my name, profile picture, gender, networks, user ID, list of friends, and any other information I’ve shared with everyone, the right to send me email, access to my news feeds, access my data when I’m not using the application, and access my likes, music, tv, movies, books, quotes, current city and Facebook status. For what possible purpose would any app need this information? And, just as importantly, why is it that Facebook refuses to address this question? Facebook has gone beyond a social networking site and become a lure to make money for the chosen few. Shut it down.

    • ximi

      You do realize that you are asked permission, no? If you feel an app is asking for too much information don’t use it, it’s fairly easy.

  • Amy4short

    Dont forget Google just started Google+ I like all the privacy features over there alot better!!

  • guest45487654

    fck facebook! its outa control, i cant even trust it!

  • Thatone

    Maybe myspace will become popular again

  • Spiff

    Lol at all the people saying “yay shut it down it’s so horrible!” Uh, you don’t HAVE to have a profile. O.o

  • SomePeopleBelieveAnything

    hahaha this is some funny shit… complete and utter total bullshit of course… but funny none the less.. amazed at how many ppl will read this and believe it

  • Me

    I so wish this was true! There isn’t anything I hate worse than facebook, but unfortunately people it isn’t true and probably will never happen.

  • Archangel

    Well if its true, Think how many personal relationships would be saved,people who are really fickle get on facebook and their often stable relationships end, they flirt with people worldwide arrange meetings with opposite/same sex people and next you know bang, they pack their emotional bags and ditch the faithful partners,shut it down and save domestic bliss.

  • http://www.aceontech.com Ace

    What a piece of crap of an article.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PO7OZK3PZZ6CVBN5LGXD37N2KI Eric

    Honestly i think its pretty stupid shutting it down.Its a franchise that makes someone a fortune why close it down.Everyone has stress i have it everyday thats all part of life and being human.Many of us have relatives and even friends that they speak too on facebook on a daily basis that is being taken away from them.I get what Mark is saying you should go out into the world more and meet more people.But what if you dont like the world the way world is and don’t like going out their because of it.What about such people that when you walk out the front door others snub you off like a peice a garbage on the street.Well im one of them that dont like getting out their too much just because of that.Soi guess ill be the first to say what mark said was kind of ignorant toward people such as myself.But hell at least there is myspace still.

  • Pj

    Facebook will never go away unfortunately… this article is a fraud and so are all the other copies of it on FB and the net.

    • Me

      You are 100% correct. This will never happen.

  • Whynot2000

    Did anyone even read the petition or just sign it?? If you read it, the first sentence says:

    For anyone who is really wondering, yes, the report of Facebook closing on March 15, 2011 is a spoof. You can go ahead and sign this petition anyway as an expression of how you feel about FB! — PetitionOnline Staff.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jerry-Mckenzie/100001029908494 Jerry Mckenzie

    go fishing for the “rest” of your life.

  • Ornitho-max

    I’m sure someone else will buy facebook before the closure. This is worth so much money…

  • Anonymous

    i have a better idea but please listen.is thire a way to turn off the web site on some days,if thats possible,you should put it one every other day.also you said you want a normal life back,so have it,i bet you dont work alone,hire one of your best workers to be the owner.please,facebook is the only way i can talk to most of my family and friends.

  • Indigo_Jules

    Bullshit..He’s Recieved the heads up about when the Reptilian NWO Shit hits the fan,Hell he’s been allowed to become very wealthy,So he most likely has blue blood or has Sold his Soul..Zuckerfuck can eat a slimey lizard dick..

  • Big_Dreamer024

    If this is real, then oh well. Everyone can just go back to MySpace or Google+
    What’s the big deal about it?!

  • Calico150
  • anonymous #2448844

    Now get back in Line and Shut the Hell up, the rest of us want to eat sometime today…

    the rebbi
    anonymous #2448844

  • Fedge

    You’re a bunch of idiots. Facebook is not shutting down. Get a brain.

  • http://www.facebook.com/WorldFreemanSocietyNZ Anonymous

    Hahahaha, Hoax

  • June Ellison

    I think this is totally bogus. Why would Facebook be building another data center building in Prineville, Oregon if they were closing it down in March. They just announced the new center building being built in September because of the increase of users for Facebook. Would you believe it has over doubled in users since 2009 when the plans for the new data center was announced to be built in Prineville, Oregon. How do I know this about the center? Because it is located 40 miles from where I live.

  • Louis Cipher

    Big freakin’ deal you babies. Join Google+.

  • Guest

    This is stupid like people may be addict but you have to remember people who live far from other friends can talk to eachother on here and always get to see pictures of them. Also facebook is on peoples phones now … If you guys shut down something will just come and take your place .. like twitter will get bigger!

  • Rhea

    July 25th, 2011 Guest Author -_-”
    bad jokes..

  • orb3000

    So now G+ hasall the free way

  • Right Pat

    So the Mayans were right. There will be the end of the (Facebook) world. :-D I would not bet a cent that this is true.

  • Goodkarme

    HOAX!

  • Sk6163

    Oh well, there will be something else come along to take the place of face book. In a couple years it would have been just a memory anyway. Let’s hope that the replacement is better thought out and more secure than face book.

  • Shelley

    this is a lie. FB is NOT shutting down.

  • Bandn

    Beware of what you wish for….

  • Oscar

    THANK GOD!!!!

  • macks foxx

    stress it may be but you can always sell it off to make billions. rite now facebook is one on the leading social network systems in the world it would not be right just to shut it down

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=501631802 Hillary Gardner

    Is this true??

    • use brain

      I dont think so, it is true.. does any 1 seen any video.. of
      mark z. conference video… saying abt shutting down FB

  • Rumor-Hater

    Becoming one of the oldest ones in the book http://www.snopes.com/computer/facebook/closure.asp

  • plum
  • http://marismith.com Mari Smith

    How sad that a post like this puts some folks into a panic because they actually believe it to be real. :(

  • Mark
  • Kathy Carson

    There is no way FB will be closing down – TOO MUCH MONEY HONEY!!!!

  • A770105949

    is this ture??
    same news published earlier and confirmed fake….
    what is the truth??

  • LouCiel92

    This originally came from weeklyworldnews… go do some searching on google.. Facebook is not shutting down. All of you getting truly upset over it shutting down though make me wonder if it really should be shut down…

  • Mike Farías

    i dont think they will close facebook coz that would be just stupid… if he wants to get rid of it, he can just sell it, or give out the code like open source..

  • FREE WILL

    What about people who are unable to go outside?
    What about the instantaneous sharing of interesting links?
    What about my family over east?
    What about my disabled sister over east?
    MSN hasn’t worked for 1 year says ‘Network default gateway is offline no matter what I do.
    What about friends who you haven’t seen for ages and ages?
    What about event invitations?
    I doubt very much they are closing down.

  • LSterling

    I think that they will build this up, let the HYPE run wild and at the last minute start CHARGING for subscriptions to FB…..

  • Markbratcher63

    I do not believe any of this..

  • Info

    …ja warum den nicht reale Kontackte sind sind sowieso wichtiger!

  • Mark Zuckerberg

    Its a Hoax you idiots

  • Tsheppard

    Mark… the simple answer is to sell it. Take your money and move on to do whatever you want. I am confident that competitors or those who want what you have will step up to make offers. You could even put the thing up for sale and finance part of it for them. Then you can get a big lump sum of cash at closing and get a payment stream for some time to come.

    The next best answer is to turn over control to someone else and go away to do what you want.

    I would be happy to write you a check, as long as you don’t try to cash it until I can find a way to add a lot more zeros to my bank balance :-D

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oscar-Groom/100001295302443 Oscar Groom

    Don’t worry our alien evolution is at hand. Prepare for total transformation.

  • Verzhinechap

    why doesn’t he just pay someone to manage the website instead of doing it himself

  • Anonymous

    I just looked this up and it’s not true according to credible news sources. Whatever chance there was of me respecting this site is gone! You couldn’t even take the time to verify whether it was true or not? You suck!

  • mandiokaloka

    he wouldn’t shut it down.. best for him is to sell it to someone. you cant just close something as big as facebook!

  • Ashleyfergus

    I feel good about it, I hope it really does shut down

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nicholas-Reinhard/100000220523688 Nicholas Reinhard

    just sign it over too twitter or yahoo.com or google the r the biggest and oldest bsaid of twitter.

    we got a lot of friends over the word but i understand that bout the stress and all of that too. but it will b sad if ppl around the world with friends and family and im not suprise U GUYS did not us money n the first place when signinng up

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcelle-Desilets/100001950162935 Marcelle Desilets

    please do not complicate things. I hope It will be a success

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcelle-Desilets/100001950162935 Marcelle Desilets

    well, I’m on the left ( not to young as you see)
    so I wish that the change you are doing will be a success.

  • Timothy Lam

    Zuckerberg I love you<3
    u have done a great job;)

  • Forsters

    I dont think he will do that. it is probably only one of his strategies to gain more popularity at the same time to measure his influence.

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  • USF51

    If you don’t want to run the company any more, SELL IT! I’m quite sure an investor would love to pick up where you left off.

  • Payton

    I use facebook to join the Swiftie fandom, and communicate with friends who live far away, along with get ahold of other friends who lose their phones often.